Wanna Own their Ass this Valentine's Day?!

Okay, so some of these gifts will literally have you owning their ass, but there are also some gifts that will figuratively have them in the palm of your hand too...Here are my picks for sexy fun gifts this Valentine's Day!

Why get stuck doing the same 'ole thing? Skip the "usual" roses and candy, and go for something with a little more pizazz and originality!

If you want to REALLY blow her mind?! Get her a gift that shows her how much her happiness means to you...Let me introduce you to the Duet, a top of the line vibrator that has everything she's ever wanted. Quality, style, function, discretion, and power are all included in this whisper quiet, waterproof vibrator.

She can use it solo, or with you, and will love the custom message you have engraved right onto the handle of her precious metal. Completely waterproof when assembled, the silicone tip has dual motors, and charges with a USB connection so she'll never have to worry about batteries again.

Not sold? Go for a variation of candy and roses...

This Naughty Candy heart butt plug sends your message loud and clear, but with the innocence of our favorite conversation candies! Made of safe, soft silicone, and designed for ease of insertion and comfort.

If she's buying it... I recommend inserting before the clothes come off, so he can discover his sexy surprise when he unwraps you!

If he's buying it... proceed with caution, anal sex can be a touchy subject! If it's a new topic for you, combine this toy with a few other choices of play things so she doesn't feel backed into a corner. A goody bag of lube, another external vibrator, and a couples ring would be an excellent selection of choices so she can decide how she wants to play.

I can't speak for your woman, but I don't want a bouquet of long stem roses on Valentine's Day (or any other day, not my flower). I'd much rather my man spend his hard earned cash on a gift that won't wilt, and be tossed in the trash in a week or two. This gorgeous glass rose is designed to give years of pleasure. It's bulbous tip is perfect for teasing her external parts, and then when she's nice and relaxed, going in for the kill. The solid shaft will hold it's shape while her muscles contract around the varying shapes. Glass is completely non-porous and will not harbor bacteria, making this toy safe for either vaginal or anal play. Make sure it only goes V to A, not A to V without being sanitized first! Glass is also a wonderful product for temperature play. It is cool to the touch and warms to one's body temperature, or can be manipulated by a glass of warm water or cold water by the bed.

If she's buying it... Place it on the table as a centerpiece for your seductive candlelit dinner for two, then ask your Valentine to show you what it's really for.

If he's buying it... tie a bow around it and present it to her when the time is right! Don't "shove" it anywhere, show her it can be a delicate flower, and use it to caress her face while you whisper in her ear all the things you want to do to her.

Nothing says love like cuffs! These cute stretchy cuffs aren't aggressive restraints, but instead are a sexy suggestion that you're willing to do anything for your Valentine. The elastic bands can be worn on wrists or small ankles and the sexy red satin can be tied into a bow.

If she's buying it... after dinner slip into something a little more comfortable, and slide these onto your wrists and present yourself to your Valentine!

If he's buying it...gift wrap these with a sexy bit of lingerie you want to see her wearing. Don't worry about what she likes, get her something that you want to see her in, and tell her how excited you'll be when you get to tear it off of her!

Want more than just a suggestion of submission? The "Forget the Roses" Gift set includes lots of playful options! A Rubber Tickler, Red Bondage kit, 4-Ring Cock Cage, Feathered Nipple Clamps, Adjustable Rope restraint, Elastabind for ankles and wrists, a 3-piece tether kit, Jeweled Flogger, and Red Silky Sashes Bulk. It even comes wrapped up in a gift box and bow!

Whoever is buying this... lay it on top of the bed, or your favorite playroom! You guys are pros, you can figure out the scenario!

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Valentine's Day 2011-what will you do?! Part3-Getting Wild!

Wanna get wild? Get these!

Tired of giving and receiving the same old boring roses? Grab this vibrating rose couples ring from Hustler Toys instead! Or better yet, grab 11 red roses and add this one to the bouquet.

You're so getting laid!

And when you do, it'll give her stimulation right where she wants it most, and you get to deliver it to her while it provides you with added tingles too. Need me to draw a map? Just shoot me an email :)

Liberator's limited edition heart wedge doubles as both sex furniture and decorative pillow! This cute wedge is available in multiple colors to match your bedroom, and has the same great shape to enhance your lovemaking. Lay over the slope and tilt your pelvis to expose nerve endings to enhance pleasure during oral sex or penetration. Great for either partner, this wedge may just become your new best friend.




On by Sensuva was launched last year, but is now gaining momentum as the best stimulating product for women, and let me tell you, it works! At the toy show I sampled it on my tongue, but at home, I put it where it belongs.... oh baby. It really does travel as it is absorbed by the body. It starts warm and tingly on the external parts (clitoris, labia) but then as your intercourse begins, it travels deeper to stimulate the G-spot and vaginal canal, providing you with an erotic experience normally only achieved through "other" less legal methods. This transforms the monotonous romp into the blissful desire you watch in the movies, or while reading books.... "men are more interesting in books than in real life"-The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society by Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows Until you've tried ON!

Kama Sutra's Impulse Stimulating gel and vibrating roll-on applicator. Smart! Obviously if you've got a vibrator applying the stimulating gel to your clitoris, you're going to get more blood pumping. At a suggested retail of $19.95, it's totally worth a try! The battery power seemed a little weak, but it's an "ap-pli-ca-tor" afterall :) Smart people at Kama Sutra!

Valentine's Day 2011-what will you do?! Part2-Sensual Body Products

New sensual body products!


Lelo's Limited Edition Soy Massage candle is the perfect gift that keeps on giving. The box is beautiflly designed to evoke a sense of romance, and inside is their Black PEPPER AND POMEGRANATE scented soy candle. The candle boasts a burn time of up to 36 hours, and once the candle is gone, the glass jar is perfect for storing sexy things on your nightstand or countertop. If you don't care about the limited edition box, you can also choose from their other erotic infusions:

VANILLA & CRÈME DE CACAO
Rich, creamy, and silky smooth; indulge your sweet tooth with a delectable top note of vanilla that gives way to the intoxicating aroma of crème de cacao.

SNOW PEAR & CEDARWOOD
Light and crisp as a breeze off the surf; set yourself adrift on the playful waves of cedarwood accented with a enticing top note of snow pear.

What says Valentine's Day like chocolate?

Kama Sutra announces new flavors of body paint! Their best selling chocolate body paint is now available in Dark Chocolate Raspberry and Rich Caramel. The Dark Chocolate Raspberry tastes like a dessert liquor, while the Rich Caramel is tasty enough to pour onto your favorite vanilla ice cream. Either flavor is the perfect thing for edible play.

What KS has to say, "For those who have been tempted by their creative side, indulge your artistic muse with this decadently rich body paint. Includes your choice of Lover's Body Paint and a supple paintbrush to create your masterpiece. Note: Refrigerate after opening; to reheat, microwave briefly on a low setting or place the jar in warm water .... if there's any left over!"

Part 3- "Getting Wild" is coming soon....

Valentine's Day 2011-what will you do?! Part1-Sexy gift packages and games

Need tips for a sexy Valentine's day surprise for your lover? I've got the low down on new products to make it as romantic or erotic as you want! These are my pics for the big day....(it was a long post, so I broke it down into sections, part 2 and 3 on the way...)


New romantic packages and sexy games to play!
Grab these newly designed scratch cards to reveal an entire years worth of romantic ideas. Afterall, Valentine's day should be every day. Each kit comes with 26 cards for each of you! One set for him and one for her to read and perform. Really the black satin bag is the key. Whenever you see the black bag on the your pillow, you know it's ON!


Kinky Pleasures is an all new collection of scratch and reveal cards for those who want to take their lovemaking to the next level. Been married awhile? Need to rev up the relationship? Go for these truly kinky and seductive cards. Hell, you may not even have to open the box, the suggestion of what's inside could be enough to set both of your pants on fire!



Don't need all that? Grab the adult version of boxed candy that says what you really mean! Let's F*ck candy heart box is full of individually wrapped conversation hearts that say it like you mean it! Quotes like "F*ck me silly" and "I'm Easy" are just a few of the surprising candies inside.... perfect for those ladies who aren't good at talking dirty! Y'know, all the things you want to say in bed, but you feel silly saying?

Kama Sutra's Cupid Collection sets the mood, provides the game, and the tools to make your Valentine's night one of the sexiest ever! KS's description, "This exploratory gift set allows lovers to discover the pleasure of the unknown. Gently tie the satin blindfold around the eyes to remove the sense of sight and allow your sense of touch, taste, smell and hearing to heighten and guide you through the pleasure of your love. Featured in this playful gift set are: Red satin blindfold, Strawberry Honey dust with feather tickler and lightly scented silk rose petals to create your romantic setting."

Valentine's Day is coming

That's right, it's almost here! The most (and least) romantic day of the year! Sure, I am an anti V-day chic myself, but I AM also a parent, who apparently must succumb to any and all celebratory holidays.... Okay, truth be told, I can be a sucker for telling the ones I love that, well... "I love them!"

I don't agree with the overly expensive dinners, over crowded restaurants and lame cards, but there are a few things I dig! Here are a few of my faves, plus some tips on how to make Valentine's day fun ad sexy with stuff you already have lying around!

Pictures may say 1000 words, but these cards tell it like it is! check out Hipstercards.com for fun email-able V-day cards!






Chocolates are not only a natural aphrodisiac, but they are sexy to eat, melt and smother on your lover, and of course, swallow. Most of us have some sort of chocolate laying around, so grab it, met it down and use a paint brush, or your finger to brush it on your lover and lick it off! Chocolate does contain sugar however, so make sure none of it goes internally and causes a bacterial infection.... not sexy.

I grabbed some from Trader Joe's that are delish, or you can get this Sweet Heart box from Kama Sutra with everything ready to go, and sugar free!

Need some other sexy ideas?

1. Seduce them with food...Natural Aphrodisiacs you may already have in your fridge/spice cabinet!
We already discussed chocolate, but what other things add some heat from the kitchen to the bedroom? Read more here!
2. Dress yourself up!
Lingerie may seem like an expensive luxury these days, but most of us have some sexy panties, or stockings from our single days! Just add a red ribbon tied around your neck, or paint on some edible body paints in the shape of hearts over your nipples!
3. Tease them with a Lap Dance!
This one is easy! Doesn't take much to give a lap dance, just four basic steps to performing it, and the second you start the music and come out, he'll know what's up! It won't even matter at that point what you do! But here's the breakdown, walk in, half straddle him, putting one leg inside of his, then full straddle and right 'em cowgirl! Then do the reverse, lay back and wrap your arm around his neck. If you want more instruction, email or call me about doing a workshop!
4. Touch and reconnect through relaxation or erotic massage.
Erotic Massage is a great way to get the blood pumping literally and figuratively! Stimulating the pelvic area is great for circulation and reconnecting with your lover. using somewhat firm, but still gentle movements, go in circular motions down toward the pelvis , diving in between the legs, but not touching the genitals and continue repeating the movements. Use a massage oil, or hot oil massage candle to make the experience sensual and relaxing all at once!
5. Put a ring on it!... couples enhancement rings bring on the fun!
Who says diamonds are a girl's best friend? They haven't used a powerful vibrating couples ring! Slip one on him, let it rest all the way at the bottom of the shaft, and turn on the vibrating bullet for you! If you're a manual stimulation gal, or like to grind into him to get your needs met, you'll love the extra attention with these rings! The Elite Exciter, Twice as Nice, and Red Hot Love are my favorites!