Get Jacked! Which rabbit is right for you?

With so many choices available, how’s one to decide which rabbit is “the one?” This question may seem trivial, but just like men, rabbits come in all different shapes, sizes, options, and colors. They provide different types of stimulation, come with different motors, and provide you with different orgasms.

So let’s break it down like we would a lover:

The Romantic

The Sport Fuck

The Ass Man

The Voyeur

The Giver

The Romantic-Just like his title suggests, the Romantic is a deep kisser. They like to breathe you in and give you pleasure that feels like a long delicious exhale. Can a rabbit really do that, you ask? Depends on the rabbit. I had the pleasure (literally) of reviewing one such rabbit. There's something about the sensual rotation of this particular shaft, and the velvety smooth silicone material that slides easily inside with very little lubrication... Just saying.

The Sport Fuck- You know him… he’s always good for an energetic bang, and he can do it for hours… great if you want to skip the gym and make sex your workout. He isn’t much into emotional connection, in fact, he may not actually look you in the eyes at all. It doesn’t matter, because you can’t really take your eyes off his fine ass body anyway... and by the time he’s done with you, you look like you’ve been through the tumble dry. You’d be satisfied getting drilled by this powerful rabbit… may I introduce you to the Power Bumper …

The Ass Man-No matter what position this lover puts you in, you know they’ll never really be happy unless they get to play with your ass. And this works just fine for you, you like a little ass play every now and then too. There are a few triple stimulators out there, but this one provides a flexible slim probe with it’s own dedicated bullet to stimulate the perineum, or insert into the anus for intense pleasure.

The Voyeur-aw yeah, they like to watch. You’ve seen the smile on their face widen as they watches you climax. The rabbit vibe itself is not the voyeur in this situation, but rather a key player to the scene. He straps to your lover’s leg to provide a front row seat to all your contorted and satisfied faces. In this scenario, you'll need two components, the strap on thigh harness, and the Jack Rabbit ring, but I promise you, with these two items, someone will be getting a great show. BONUS: you can use them separately for all kinds of other play.

The Giver- Just as the name suggests this rabbit vibe straps onto your lover’s body and gives them the ability to pleasure you. Imagine feeling the weight of them on top of you as you're being massaged internally, vibrated internally, and deeply kissed passionately by the person wearing the vibe… ‘nuff said.

To purchase any of these products, message me for details, or shop online and enter coupon code: PLAYME for free shipping on your entire order.

Hear the entire show and reviews of some of these rabbits on Episode 11 on my show Play With Me on Playboy Radio.

Bubble Love-a review of this bath time adventure toy!

Water is undeniably sexy.... there's something about the feeling of water lapping against your naked body, or dripping down your exposed flesh... even though the reality of sex on a warm sandy beach isn't as pleasurable as it sounds, we're still drawn to the fantasy of it.

It's about time that someone created a truly waterproof product that will allow women to fulfill these liquid fantasies in the comfort of their own bathtub, jacuzzi, or hell... dare I say, even a kiddie pool. That's right, this baby can work in as little as 6".... not that 6" is little...

So how does it work? When I first opened the box, I was a little confused, and afraid to break the sleek beauty. I went online to find instructions, and was thrilled to see a very adorable, easy to follow tutorial to get me set up.

Within minutes, I was ready to go. My hot bath was full, my body was tingling with anticipation, and I felt confident I could operate the equipment. I suctioned the motor to the base of my tub and fired her up. The flow of bubbles can be adjusted from a delicate tease to a blast of pressure. I was able to comfortably maneuver the stream of happiness to exactly the spot I wanted (unlike trying to position my lady parts below a water spout for any extended length of time). Success!! This toy definitely has what it takes to get the job done, but there's also the extras you can add on... Meet the Dilly...

He's hard, white, and girthy enough for most women's preferences... although may be a little much for women who don't want much to stimulate them internally. While I do like to masturbate this way sometimes, I found it a little less pleasurable than just using the bubbles alone. I also wasn't really prepared, and didn't have a silicone lube by the tub. Had I been a smart wanker, I would've been ready for anything. And as you might understand, once I was rub a dub-dubbing, I got too lazy to get out of the tub to grab my lube. It's okay though... there's always next time.

That's right, the Bubble Love is fully rechargeable, so feel free to use and abuse it. As long as you keep it juiced, it will be a faithful companion to your bath time adventures!

To purchase any of these products, message me for details, or shop online and enter coupon code: PLAYME for free shipping on your entire order.

Hear the entire show and review of The Bubble Love on Episode 4 on my show Play With Me on Playboy Radio.

Play With Me Review-The taco stroker by the Screaming O (AKA Paco's Taco)

All masturbator sleeves are not made alike. This silicone stroker is flat and floppy when not in use, but can be folded and wrapped up to create a tasty meat taco! Simply apply the hot sauce packet (lubricant) that's included, and watch the evening heat up.

The great thing about this sleeve versus other masturbators is the ability to use it interchangeably with your own hand or hands. Unlike sleeves that fully encompass the penis, this stroker leaves open space whenever and wherever you need it. It also is less rigid than many sleeves, making it more pliable and receptive to the natural movement of his, or your hand. The fact that you can still maintain a visual on his penis as it's being stroked is also a huge bonus!

But don't take my word for it, here's what our panel of testers had to say!

PartyGalsbyAmandaHillsdale.com said,"I like the texture of it, little ribbed sensation on it, accommodating for all different sizes. You don't have to be certain size. It's not going to have a pinch factor, it's a really excellent product."

SimplyPerfectToys.com said,"I discovered that it wasn't the stroke up toward the head, but rather the stroke downward that really did it for him. It was a completely different sensation, I felt like I had more control over what was happening. Thumbs up!!"

AdultToypartiesbyJen.com said,"It's like a piece of bologna! Ok, Time to spank your bologna... ha ha! It's a good tool for someone who is too small for a stroker (sleeve) or too big"

To purchase any of these products, message me for details, or shop online and enter coupon code: PLAYME for free shipping on your entire order.

Hear the entire show on Episode 4 on my show Play With Me on Playboy Radio.

Stella 2 balls-because you SHOULD play with your balls!

Once you've decided that doing your kegels is right for you, you may want to consider some tools to help!

Let me introduce you to my little friend...

The Stella 2 balls are a trio of weighted kegel balls that can be worn individually or with two safely nestled inside the silicone casing. They are all coated with the same anti-bacterial silicone material, giving them the soft, safe, yet "grippy" feeling that you can easily keep these babies in while going about your errands, exercising, or hitting the dance floor! (and yes, these are all things I would recommend doing with your ball in!)

We had our panelist of reviewers test them out, and while most all of us ladies agreed that they were a bit big for our tastes, they were pretty darn stellar.

Simplyperfecttoys.com said, "They were a bit big for me, I felt like I could only squeeze so hard."

PartyGalsbyAmandaHillsdale.com said, "You won't have to worry about being on an episode of "Sex Sent Me to the ER!"

Susan said, "I did actually like the material they were made out of, they seem like they'd stay in better than something made out of metal."

PartyGalPatty.com said, "I use the Stella balls and the Lelo Luna beads, and like that you can change out the different weights."

To purchase any of these products, message me for details, or shop online and enter coupon code: PLAYME for free shipping on your entire order.

Hear the entire show on Episode 2 on my show Play With Me on Playboy Radio.

If you don't know Jack, it's time you met...

Multi-function vibrators have been all the rage since the Original Rabbit Habit hit the scene on TV shows like Sex and the City, was featured in Hollywood Movies like Burn After Reading, and was hailed as the best sex toy of all time in Oprah's Magazine. So what makes these vibrators worthy of celebrity status? Intense orgasms and multiple orgasms in record time....

How is this possible?! Well, it all started with a vibrating rabbit stimulator to tease the clitoris while a jumbling ring of pearls massages the vagina. Since then there have been several different models and styles to make women all over the world groan with ecstasy. Vibes that thrust, stimulate the G-spot, and even tickle the anus...

How's a girl to decide which one to take for a test drive? Here are a few of the vibes I recommend from Taboo Essentials. If you have questions about another manufacturer or need some questions answered, feel free to message me here or on Facebook.

Public displays of affection just got sexier!

Liberator has created a new way to share your lovemaking with the world! An art kit to discover and display what your intimacy "looks" like!

Each kit includes a 54" x 41" specially treated canvas, 4 oz bottle of non-toxic black paint, two pairs of disposable slippers, and an 80" x 90" protective sheet (drop cloth) to keep your love-art easy to clean up.

While the idea is not new, the ability to create this on your own was a task. Having to get the canvas, paints, and of course clean it up, took the fun out of making the art before you even got started. Now you have everything you need in an easy to use kit!

I would suggest getting a few paint brushes before you get started to begin the erotic foreplay before you hit the canvas. The paint comes in a squeeze bottle, so if you wanted to bring out your Pollock skills, that works too. But there's something about a soft paintbrush dancing over your most sensuous body parts that gets the blood pumping, and imaginations running... I would also have a camera on hand to document the body art before you look like a human ant....Now comes the fun stuff! Lie down and writhe all over the canvas, and see what your lovemaking creates!



Get it mounted and hang it over your bed to inspire your passions every night, or put in up in the living room or dining room to spark sexy conversations with friends.

Thanks Liberator for the sexy ways to keep the bedroom (or any other room) adventurous!

To hear me discuss Art, Sex, and Bodypainting, listen to Episode 17 on Play With Me only on Playboy Radio.

Not your childhood teddy bear....

When we were kids, there was something about the comfort of our favorite teddy bear. We snuggled him in close when we fell asleep, took a long car ride, or stayed over at a friends house. We knew everything would be okay as long as "teddy" was there to hug.

The childhood security blanket has returned, only this time, your teddy bear has a new purpose!

Adorable vibrators called Bzzz Buddies are making headlines with adult toy retailers. Not only do these cute little pocket rocket style vibes bring back our youth, they also remind us that sex should be fun and playful. Their website is designed to play and explore as well! You can download some kawai (means "cute" in Japanese) wallpaper, read the stories for all the characters, and even vote for your favorite friend.



But the fun starts when you turn your buddies on! Powerful, waterproof, and functional, these toys provide external stimulation all over the body. Use them during foreplay to stimulate the nipples, tickle the neck, or back of the knees. Then apply to the clitoris with any of the four attachment heads, or the basic tip for some good vibrations!

Powered by one AA battery, these pocket rocket style vibes can also be used during oral sex for him or her. Use on the labia, or shaft of the penis while giving head and watch their pleasure peak. She'll be hugging her teddy bear alright.... with her legs!

Made of hard plastic, this toy is phthalate free, and perfect for a first time vibe, or a toy collector!

The only drawback to having such an adorable toy is having kids. There's NO WAY a kid could resist picking up this colorful massager, so you'd better hide it well, sexy mamas!

When discretion is a must!

There are many times during the day when we would love to have a battery operated boyfriend by our side to take care of our needs when they arise. But carrying around phallic toy just won't cut it. Especially if you have a young child who would love nothing but announcing your secret friend at your next playdate or school meeting.

What's a gal to do if she want to have a toy on hand but is at risk of being caught?! here are some of my suggestions for discrete toys that get the job done, but won't turn your cheeks red if it spills out of your purse while you're in public.

The new Luxe Rejuvenate from Cal Exotics has the look of a sleek pod. It features 7 different levels of vibration, as well as pulsing and escalating vibrations. It's design is actually quite effective at giving oneself a deep tissue neck massage! It fits easily into your hand, making it easy to slip your hands into your crotch when you have a moment to yourself. Look out, you may find yourself being scolded for having your "hands down your pants," instead of doing the nagging yourself!


Want to get creative with the Rejuvenate? Use it to stimulate his perineum or anus and really kick the action into high gear!

Sophisticated, technie, and discreet, the Lelo Mia is the perfect vibe for the woman on the go.

It plugs into your laptop to charge via your USB port! This small yet powerful vibe has the design to take care of your external or internal desires. Recently improved, the power of the motor has been doubled since the previous design (which I own, and enjoy!). As you can see, it's small enough to fit in a purse, pocket, or laptop case, and looks like a lipstick or a memory stick!

Never again will you be embarrassed if your mother goes through your things, or your child is rifling through your bag. Don't be surprise if your husband tries to transfer files onto it and is frustrated when they can't! Be sure to wash it before and after use.... just in case they've tried.

And lastly, for the outdoor-sy gal who owns a bullet holder, she can discreetly store her Rocks-off RO 120-mm Bullet vibrator! This kick-ass vibrator boasts 5 levels of vibration with just the touch of a button. And as most outdoors women would want, is waterproof and built to last!



The 120-mm bullet has a soft tip and is available in six different colors. Grab your favorite, or collect 'em all. Afterall, everyone should have a hobby, right?!

Now your iphone really can be a vibrator!

Earlier this year, OhMiBod launched Body Heat, an app that remotely controls your OhMiBod vibrator! You can customize your settings, adjusting vibration levels and patterns by sliding your finger on the touch screen. Nobody will ever suspect as you play on your phone that there's a party in your pants! Find a beat you love? Simply lift your finger off the screen to continue the current vibration. When you've finished, shake the iphone or ipad to reset the app. You can record and save your favorite experiences and call them up when you're feeling frisky. Name one for your favorite lover! Here's the video from Youtube about how to use this super cool and sexy app!



Compatible vibes include the wireless Freestyle G and wired Club Vibe models. Both vibes provide the same funky beat thumping and pulsating vibes powered by either your ipod, mp3 player, or the music in your favorite clubs. The cheaper models ($50-$59) require batteries, while the higher end models ($120) are rechargeable and hold a buzz for 5 hours... unlike your vodka redbull.


Not only will you be the owner of one of the coolest vibes on the market, but you can also remotely control your lover's vibe. Lights clicked on yet?! Go out dancing with your lover and make sure they're wearing their club vibe.... can we say erotic dancing? Never before could you get someone off in public without risking a lewd conduct misdemeanor.

Feeling naughty? It's ON!

College Coeds rejoice! There's a new way to stay up all night long...

The Shane's World Sorority party vibe is a colorful and powerful waterproof probe that can handle any subject! Are you a beginner? Use this vibe to help you find all the spots that make you squeal! Intense vibrations are great for stimulating the clitoris and outer labia, and the smooth probe glides easily for vaginal insertion.

Feeling a little frisky? Use the slim probe for some anal adventures, but make sure not to let it go, this probe has no base, and no retrieval cords, which leaves you to this dismaying challenge, trying to find a way to get it out! (should it happen to get sucked into your anal canal....)

My overall take on the vibe:
I dig the color and the velvety soft material. Every gal should have a standard issue vibe, one that doesn't require an owner's manual and gets the job done. While we may love our rabbits, sometimes we just like some plain ole insertion. I'm not that excited about the packaging, I would probably never pull this one off a store wall, but once it's out of the plastic clamshell and the image of the dumb college nymph is out of mind, you'll be able to love it like your own.

Death by Orgasm and other Halloween treats!

It's Halloween! The time of year when we can become someone else, and let our alter ego come out and play! What better time to take advantage of the fact that you have the freedom to be sexy, slutty, or even a bit naughty without explanation.

Adult toys are designed for use throughout the year, but at holiday time the toys get even more festive! Check out the Death by Orgasm collection from LoveHoney. PLUS, play their online game here! www.deathbyorgasm.com


The Fang Banger is my favorite toy in this collection, even though I love the coffin boxes that the other vibes are packaged in! Check out the awesome description for this vibrating couples ring. (Twilight fans everywhere will be begging for one of these.)

It's the best way to enjoy sex with another being - alive or undead! If your sexual desires are as strong as your blood-lust, slide this rich red cock ring over his stiff love stake and the vibrating fangs will make you scream... with pleasure!

Slide the skin-safe Fang Banger over his manhood with the fangs pointing towards you. To activate the two vibrating bullets, simply press the button on each and feel coffin-shattering vibrations.

Made from skin-safe silicone. Does not contain latex, phthalates, garlic or anything else harmful to the living or the undead.

The perfect sexy supernatural accessory for every Fang Banger (people who enjoy sex with vampires). Biting optional.

Garlic-free. Undead-friendly. Holy Waterproof.

Uh, "yes, please!!"


The Scorpion is a bit scary, and the other vibes seem rather plain, but like they say, "It's all about the presentation." And all of these vibes will provide stimulating sensations for your fright night encounters.





More fun treats that were made for sexy tricks? The pirate Rub my Duckie and Devil Duckie!

These vibes are the perfect discreet toy for your playmate. They're waterproof, making them an ideal addition to your shower or bathtub should you decide to get a little frisky in the water.

So leave the candy to the kids, and grab some sexy fun for your night free from virtue or duty.

Good 'ole penetration-with a few extras!

Let's face it gals, there's several thousand vibrators we can choose from to satisfy our desires, but for some of us, all it takes is some vibrating penetration. Just like the good 'ole days of medical treatment for hysteria, these vibes release stress and anxiety, allowing us to feel normal again.

But unlike the ancient vibes of our grandmothers, we have more options! Buying a vibrator these days is much like buying a car, you can choose your color, go for more green options to make less of a carbon footprint, automatic or manual transmissions, cruise control.... you get the idea.

For a thick and powerful ride, go for the Sassy Swirl!



A phthalate free vibe made of PVC, at the base I can just wrap my hand comfortably around the shaft. It has a bulbous tip perfect for clitoral or G spot stimulation, and is nearly 7" in length. On Cal Exotics website, they say it's quiet, but it's not the most subtle sound I've ever heard. It's definitely got some horsepower! It takes three AAA's and gives you low to high vibration, and has 10 different patterns of pulsation (thumping) and escalation (a gradual rise in intensity).

And check this out!
Talk about your options! This ride comes with a magic memory chip so that whatever your last setting was is saved for the next time you turn on your vibe! The bendable shaft can be torqued to wrap around the pelvic area giving grinders the clitoral attention they want while still having something to wrap their vaginal muscles around.

Want something a with a little less flash? Try the Liberte 1 from the Couture Collection.

This sleek vibrator is more slender than the Sassy Swirl and vibrates at a higher frequency. While it's only about 5" in length and as thick as a thick-handed man's thumb, it's added texture makes it completely capable of satisfying your needs.

With ONE BUTTON to control the vibration, it's simple to operate. However, if you accidentally turn it to a new setting and want to go back, you'll need to scroll through the options to find the one you liked.

The Liberte has a stiff shaft and is made of silicone, a higher grade material that is smooth and non-porous. With a little of your favorite lube, this vibe will have you melting like you're at the mercy of a lover's well-trained finger.

Need a little tease? The perfect beginner toys

I often meet women at my parties who are shopping for their first vibrators. They generally sit respectfully listening to my presentation and are intrigued by the buzzing bullets and rockets that pass their way. By the time the rabbits are in their hands, their eyes begin to glaze over. Then when it's ordering time, their palms get sweaty and their stomachs get a little nervous as they ask me what the best recommendation is for a first time buyer.

Pocket rockets have always been a great beginner vibrator. It doesn't look like a vibrator, but is powerful enough to send them into clitoral orgasm. They can be tossed into a handbag, nightstand, or suitcase, and require little user education to get the job done.

The new Lil Teasers from Cal Exotics also have the same benefits, but instead of hard plastic are soft silicone.

They are only 3-4" in length, and turn on with a simple twist of the base. They are waterproof and come in three different styles, for whatever floats your boat. They can be used externally for clitoral stimulation, or inserted for vaginal, G-spot, or prostate stimulation.


As they are silicone, you should do a patch test with your silicone lubricants to ensure they will not alter the material. Water-based lubricants of all kinds can also be used. So grab your favorite flavored, warming, or stimulating lube and kick it up a notch!

Wanna get drilled?

Not the most romantic thing you've ever heard, I'm guessing? (And with the current situation in the Gulf, you might be afraid of bursting something and having uncontrolled leakage.) If you can set aside your need for seduction, and your environmentally friendly brain...you may just find some mind-blowing orgasms.


The new Power Bumper is far from sexy, but big on satisfaction. It actually doesn't look that intimidating, right? Cute little pink bumps on what appears to be a regular multi-function vibe.... but when you power it up, you'll want to make sure you've got time to spend with your new friend. The vibrating clitoral stimulator isn't low-to-high speed, it's low and high frequency. An option rarely seen in the world of pleasure products. Either setting is extremely powerful, for those of you who need some intense vibrations, but the difference in frequencies is truly an experience.

Then comes the shaft....
We've seen the rotating ball bearings and jumbling pearls, but this baby has rotation that doesn't give. Many times you can grab the shaft of a multi-function vibe and stop the pearls or balls from rotating. The Power Bumper continues drilling no matter how hard you squeeze! I don't think I need to express to the ladies what a fabulous feature this is! The hundreds of tiny bumps that adorn the entire unit make for a textured shag you won't forget. Make sure to use some lubrication prior to insertion, or wait for your body to be naturally ready and lubricated for action, otherwise the initial penetration might be less than pleasurable.

Cal Exotics says it's made of unscented TPR, but the scent when first opened is a little pungent. It's material is a thin "skin" over the mechanics, and is easy to clean before and after use. It take four AA's to power up this hard core lover, but you won't be disappointed that you had to steal them out of BOTH of your remote controls.


Want one of your own? Contact me to find out where to get it.

When batteries just don't cut it...

Let's face it gals, when it's good, it's GOOOOOOD. Nothing feels quite like the body paralyzing vibrations that can be attained from the power of an electric vibrator. These power tools are no longer big cumbersome back massagers, they are made from high grade materials, in sleek designs and compact sizes for comfortable solo play.



The Inspire from the Couture Collection by Cal Exotics is nothing short of toe-curling! The flexible head is made of silicone for a velvety soft touch and safe play. The power cord is long enough to plug in by the bed, and layback comfortably or stretch over you to stimulate your partner! Or, I guess you could use it to actually massage your back.... if you're into that kind of thing....

Guys, don't be jealous! Some of the best things come in small packages. This compact massager is great for you too! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to experience her total body orgasms? Now's your chance. Grab a hold of this electric massager and place it at the base of the shaft on your pubic bone and push the powerful vibrations into your pelvis as you work your hand stroking magic.

Make it a "couples" toy and follow the instructions above, but instead of adding hand strokes, have her sit on top. You'll both be riding the wave of pleasure in record time.

WARNING: you could do this all day, and it may become addictive, so play with caution! You may also experience temporary numbness, but you won't lose your ability to orgasm normally... unless you become an addict and use your electric vibe nonstop....Did I mention you should play with caution?

Disposable Pleasures

We're used to throwing away all kinds of things to make life easier, but there was never a disposable masturbator.... until now.



Introducing the Tenga line of disposable male masturbators! These single shot devices were designed with the occasional masturbator in mind. Inexpensive enough for a night of solo pleasure, or a special occasion... but a little too pricey for the frequent um...jerker.

Available in different styles to suit every stroke. The Deep Throat cup delivers exactly what it promises, a intense suction with "special" suction valves inside to create this amazing sensation. You can even increase the suction by using the air hole at the top of the cup... just cover it with a thumb or finger and feel the "jaws" tighten around your member. They come in soft, hard, and the US versions (20% larger) in ultra-size and super vacuum. Don't mind the slurping sounds-it just makes the fantasy more realistic.

Need more options? Try the Double Hole Cup, the Air Cushion, the Soft Cup, or the Rolling Head Cup, all of which come pre-lubed and ready to enjoy. They are all equipped with Tenga's spongelike material, making them gentle lovers. So if you've been turned off by the hard plastic sleeves, it may be time to give Tenga a try. Afterall, you're just gonna toss it when you're done.

Check out these video demos of these scientifically designed masturbators!

Couture sex toys?

Couture sex toys are nothing new. We've heard the rumors about Posh Spice getting a diamond encrusted vibrator as a gift from her super stud husband David Beckham, and the celebs who drop serious dollars on romance products and sex toys, like Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, and Halle Berry.


So what's a suburban gal to to do when she wants a little more stylish technology between her legs? Good news ladies, we have a lot of options. Not only have new manufacturers popped onto the scene, but long-time toy manufacturers are onto the needs and wants of it's customers.

The Couture collection from Cal Exotics is a sleek, sexy, and satisfying line of premium silicone products designed to please the stylish gal and her pocket book! These vibes and pleasure balls are elegantly shaped for sensual experiences... The velvety silicone material slides easily with just a little lubrication.

Toys like the Patina (dual simulating vibe from the petite couture collection), offer multi-speed rotation for delightful internal pleasures, and powerful clitoral vibrations to achieve orgasm at your own pace. Naturally the chic gal would want some musical ambiance to add to the overall experience. Here's my audio recommendations:

Start with the slow rotation speed of the shaft, and low vibration setting accompanied with Barry White songs, then go to the second level-just slightly faster, and kick up the vibration a notch, grinding to the beat of something like LL Cool J's "Doin' it," and finally kick into high gear with the fastest rotation and maybe some pulsing beats on the clitoris to "Addicted" by saving Abel, or "Crazy Bitch" by Buck Cherry.

Want to get your very own couture vibe? Email me or check out my website for more info!

What's Jack got?! New Thrusting action!

I wrote an article about Jack Rabbits years ago, attesting to their amazing ability to give women quick, satisfying, and multiple orgasms. Now they've upped the ante. These new Thrusting Jack Rabbit vibes from Cal Exotics really know how to... ahem... stick it to you!



The "Original" Jack Rabbit has had women at hello for the past several years, so it's about time they came up with some intense upgrades to give us something to wish for! The new waterproof Thrusting Jack Rabbit is made with TPE and it's controls are fully encompassed within the big boy itself. He stands at just over 11" but only 4.75 of those is insertable, with a vibrating, pulsating, and escalating rabbit to tickle your clitoris! With five rows of stimulating balls, you're almost GUARANTEED an orgasm or two. Three rows that thrust as the lower two rows spin for stimulation at the vaginal introitus (opening), which is where you have the most nerve endings aside from the beloved clitoris.

The question is, "How lazy do you want to be?" This toy will literally do ALL THE WORK FOR YOU! You won't even need to move it in or out to find the right spot. It will simulate penetration in a 1/2 inch area, providing enough excitement to get you off.

A great multifunction vibe for the couple who likes to play together. He can turn it on and watch her writhe. Only requires 4 AA batteries for nights of endless pleasure!

Need one for your toy box? Get a thrusting vibe here!

And here's the old article for your enjoyment (and convenience)!
Girls of today are paying their own way, opening their own doors and getting themselves off, so what’s a guy to do? Spy on the competition! He’s got a true 6.5” shaft, that’s made of pink jelly, filled with rotating pearls, and has a vibrating rabbit that is positioned exactly where she wants it! Not only does he supply multiple O’s in record time, but he’s ready to go at the drop off a hat and turns off with the click of a button.

The good news? “JACK” doesn’t kiss back. Most women include french kissing as the #1 thing they want in a sexual encounter. See, we still need you for something! But don’t fool yourselves boys, we don’t always want to be kissed or even talked to. The Nielsen Net Ratings reports show that over 25% of the people logging into adult websites are women. That’s more than 10 million in December of last year alone! Women are just as interested in sex as you are. And surprise! We don’t necessarily require conversation, validation, or to be “held” afterwards. If you think you’re enough to satify her every desire, think again. 75% of women the age of 25-34 own atleast one sex toy .

So how do you compete? Beat him at his own game! You are delicious sensual flesh, you have the abs, the arms and the ass we love to squeeze! Add a vibrating cock ring to your piece d’resistance and voila! You have become the ultimate jack rabbit! One who is capable of completely engaging us in hours of sexual bliss. Or buy one for your girl and watch her eyes (and legs) open wide.... Bring Jack into your foreplay routine and she’ll be like warm butter when you finally get your turn. Sloppy seconds? Hardly! The truth is that the vaginal walls contract (tighten) during orgasm. Get her off once or twice before you thrust your love muscle, and you’ll both be happier you did.

There’s something to be learned from Jack.... Jack’s only quest in life is to please the ladies, and he does it with ease. He only requires three “C” batteries and a little cleanup in between. So next time you dive into her oasis consider this: You are replaceable.

Electric Vibes-a modern version of the "power tools" from the past

I am somewhat of a skeptic when it comes to plug in vibes, not because the power is inadequate, but because the mobility of sex is taken away. Electric vibes are usually large cumbersome machines with enough power to blast your clitoris into the next galaxy. The handles are heavy and stiff, making them difficult for partner play in certain positions.

When I received the new Power G and Mini Massager from Cal Exotics, I was excited to see a rechargeable vibe... oh wait... not rechargeable... power cord only... really? Can't we manage to produce a rechargeable version?


I plugged in the My Mini Miracle Massager first. I found the ergonomically shaped handle to be much easier to use for clitoral stimulation. The tip of the massager is smaller and more oval-shaped than larger hand held massagers, but it still sends intense vibrations throughout your ENTIRE pelvic area. Hmm, could be good for partner play in a variety of positions. Over the clothes is enough to bring on immediate orgasms, but direct contact isn't overkill. Two speeds makes for varied sensations. Start out on low, then when you need a little increase, push the switch the high.

This massager will definitely get the job done, I'd love to see the attachments! (there are two) I highly recommend using this massager for couples sex. Try it in with her on top, and instead of using the stimulator on her, keep it deep in his pelvic bone. He'll reach orgasms comparable to the female version of clitoral/vaginal stimulation at the same time.... and let's face it ladies, we know how that feels! Or try it in doggie style, and use the stimulation directly on her clitoris. Either way, both partners are experiencing toe-curling O's. Whether you're a straight, gay or lesbian couple, this one definitely needs to be added to your bedside table. Who knows, you may actually use it for a neck or back massage sometime.. huh!

Now for the Power G! Again, I wish it was a rechargeable, but hey... can't have everything.. or can you?

The original Chubby G is a vibe I am very familiar with. I've sold several of these well designed vibes, despite their less than desirable materials. I was thrilled to see that they've upgraded the material for these to a new safe plastic, thermoplastic elastomer, or TPE.

Shaped to reach her G-spot, the Power G is also equipped with an all-over labia stimulator. With all of the nerve endings around the opening of the vagina, it makes sense to have ticklers in just the right spot. The plastic is pliable, making the Power G a good one for grinding. Great for solo play, or using on your partner. Can also be used as a prostate massager for those who can handle a bigger, er...shaft. Just make sure to use plenty of lube, as the TPE isn't as slick as glass or hard plastic.